"There's no such thing as superheroes" Lola points out as she struts towards my desk with a devilish smirk on her face. In that moment I realize I was in trouble, I adjust my tie and try to wipe the sweat that is beginning to form at the base of my forehead.
"How am I even sweating right now?" I ask myself. "No-no-no, she's not supposed to make me this nervous. She dumped me, I'm not going back there. Not now, not ever".
Without thinking twice I pick up my files and race for the door knob, eager to escape this hell hole I'd call an office on a good day - my office. Somehow, yet somehow as I got close to my much needed escape from this hell hole, i tripped. Like who does that? Don't worry, I'd answer that question for you, I does that - sorry I meant I do that. I'm a character that breaks the fourth wall what'd you expect? I make the same mistakes you dumb cunts in the real world make.
As I was saying, I tripped, you want to guess what I tripped on? Yes, I tripped on the wires that connect my computer to the walk socket. And again, yes; Lola makes me that nervous. Fast forward to my not so successful prison break, I hit my head and pass out. What were you expecting? Me performing a Tom Cruise style stunt and escaping because I'm a character that breaks the fourth wall like deadpool? Please, I'm a pussy. FYI, Wade Wilson is a dick, his jokes are not as funny as the movies portray him. Wait till he plays a prank on you, you'll hate him.
Oh and you're probably wondering how I got into this situation in the first place! Trying to escape this sexy angel with lovely boobs and one hell of a shaved v-- oh sorry I'm not supposed to say the word, but you get it right?
As I was saying, you're probably wondering how I got into this situation in the first place, but I'm going to tell you something; SPOILER ALERT!! you're definitely not finding out anytime soon.
Why? Because my author is one lazy prick, yeah I said it; sue me. He hasn't finished Jay Walker and Jays story is one hell of a ride plus he's not as dick-ish as Wade. Anyway, I've got to stop breaking the wall every time its getting stale and I as character really need you cunts to like my short story to inspire this prick to write more about me. So for now, Adios; whats my name? I'm batman.
By O.aD-iWriter
"How am I even sweating right now?" I ask myself. "No-no-no, she's not supposed to make me this nervous. She dumped me, I'm not going back there. Not now, not ever".
Without thinking twice I pick up my files and race for the door knob, eager to escape this hell hole I'd call an office on a good day - my office. Somehow, yet somehow as I got close to my much needed escape from this hell hole, i tripped. Like who does that? Don't worry, I'd answer that question for you, I does that - sorry I meant I do that. I'm a character that breaks the fourth wall what'd you expect? I make the same mistakes you dumb cunts in the real world make.
As I was saying, I tripped, you want to guess what I tripped on? Yes, I tripped on the wires that connect my computer to the walk socket. And again, yes; Lola makes me that nervous. Fast forward to my not so successful prison break, I hit my head and pass out. What were you expecting? Me performing a Tom Cruise style stunt and escaping because I'm a character that breaks the fourth wall like deadpool? Please, I'm a pussy. FYI, Wade Wilson is a dick, his jokes are not as funny as the movies portray him. Wait till he plays a prank on you, you'll hate him.
Oh and you're probably wondering how I got into this situation in the first place! Trying to escape this sexy angel with lovely boobs and one hell of a shaved v-- oh sorry I'm not supposed to say the word, but you get it right?
As I was saying, you're probably wondering how I got into this situation in the first place, but I'm going to tell you something; SPOILER ALERT!! you're definitely not finding out anytime soon.
Why? Because my author is one lazy prick, yeah I said it; sue me. He hasn't finished Jay Walker and Jays story is one hell of a ride plus he's not as dick-ish as Wade. Anyway, I've got to stop breaking the wall every time its getting stale and I as character really need you cunts to like my short story to inspire this prick to write more about me. So for now, Adios; whats my name? I'm batman.
By O.aD-iWriter
Lol. Nice Plot twist.
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