"There's no such thing as superheroes" Lola points out as she struts towards my desk with a devilish smirk on her face. In that moment I realize I was in trouble, I adjust my tie and try to wipe the sweat that is beginning to form at the base of my forehead. "How am I even sweating right now?" I ask myself. "No-no-no, she's not supposed to make me this nervous. She dumped me, I'm not going back there. Not now, not ever". Without thinking twice I pick up my files and race for the door knob, eager to escape this hell hole I'd call an office on a good day - my office. Somehow, yet somehow as I got close to my much needed escape from this hell hole, i tripped. Like who does that? Don't worry, I'd answer that question for you, I does that - sorry I meant I do that. I'm a character that breaks the fourth wall what'd you expect? I make the same mistakes you dumb cunts in the real world make. As I was saying, I tripped, you wa...